Careers at Bored Industries

Department of Mundane Affairs

Chief Boredom Officer (CBO)

Boredom Analyst

Director of Monotony

Executive Snooze Specialist

Sleep Quality Coordinator

Yawn Development Manager

Dream Researcher

Nap Strategist

Department of Eccentric Finance

Chief Coin Counting Officer (CCCO)

Financial Funk Analyst

Director of Bizarre Budgeting

Audit Trail Artist

Currency Origami Engineer

Cryptic Cryptocurrency Consultant

Taxidermy Tax Consultant

Department of Quirky Operations

Master of Meetings and Memos

Traffic Cone Arrangement Specialist

Elevator Music Composer

File Cabinet Feng Shui Expert

Coffee Stain Removal Technician

Toilet Paper Roll Replacement Coordinator

Intranet Cat Video Curator

Department of Zany Legal Affairs

Legal Jargon Translator

Chief Conspiracy Theorist

Document Doodler

Eccentric Evidentiary Expert

Absurd Arbitration Administrator

Surreal Contract Creator

Department of Technological Tedium

Chief Clickbait Creator

Virtual Reality Daydream Developer

Augmented Reality Illusionist

Algorithmic Anomaly Analyst

Artificial Intelligence Absurdist

Cryptic Code Cracker

Cybernetic Serenity Specialist

Department of Bland Marketing

Chief Procrastination Promoter

Subliminal Seduction Specialist

Buzzword Banality Broker

Product Placement Picasso

Social Media Stunt Coordinator

Content Curation Connoisseur

Guerrilla Marketing Guru

Department of Regulatory Redundancy

Chief Compliance Comedian

Regulatory Red Tape Untangler

Bureaucratic Boondoggle Specialist

Form Filing Philosopher

Standardization Sarcasm Supervisor

Regulatory Reporting Riddler

Department of Mind-Numbing Research

Chief Conspiracy Theorist

Neuromarketing Naysayer

Cognitive Dissonance Curator

Sensory Overload Specialist

Psychological Paradox Investigator

Brain Fog Biologist

Existential Crisis Consultant